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product_id: 48264775
title: "I Am Speeding Because I Need A Poo Sticker | Black 7.5x5.5 Car Sticker Vinyl | Speeding Funny Joke Novelty Car Bumper Window Sticker for Cars, Vans, Bikes, Scooters"
brand: "i'm only saying"
price: "R$88"
currency: BRL
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.com.br/products/48264775-i-am-speeding-because-i-need-a-poo-sticker-black
store_origin: BR
region: Brazil
---

# Weather-resistant durability 7.5x5.5 inch perfect size Residue-free easy removal I Am Speeding Because I Need A Poo Sticker | Black 7.5x5.5 Car Sticker Vinyl | Speeding Funny Joke Novelty Car Bumper Window Sticker for Cars, Vans, Bikes, Scooters

**Brand:** i'm only saying
**Price:** R$88
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🚗💨 Speed up your style and your laughs with this must-have car sticker!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** I Am Speeding Because I Need A Poo Sticker | Black 7.5x5.5 Car Sticker Vinyl | Speeding Funny Joke Novelty Car Bumper Window Sticker for Cars, Vans, Bikes, Scooters by i'm only saying
- **How much does it cost?** R$88 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.br](https://www.desertcart.com.br/products/48264775-i-am-speeding-because-i-need-a-poo-sticker-black)

## Best For

- i'm only saying enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted i'm only saying brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Stand Out with Humor:** Turn heads and spark smiles on every commute with bold, witty messaging.
- • **Perfectly Sized Impact:** At 7.5x5.5 inches, it’s the ideal statement piece for bumpers, windows, or scooters.
- • **Built to Brave the Elements:** Crafted from premium vinyl that resists rain, sun, and grime for lasting vibrancy.
- • **Connect & Entertain on the Road:** Break the ice with fellow drivers and add personality to your ride instantly.
- • **Effortless Application & Removal:** Stick it on smoothly and peel off cleanly—no mess, no stress.

## Overview

This 7.5x5.5 inch high-quality vinyl car sticker delivers a hilarious, eye-catching message that’s weatherproof and easy to apply or remove without residue. Perfect for cars, vans, bikes, and scooters, it’s designed to brighten commutes and spark fun interactions while standing up to all weather conditions.

## Description

Add a dash of humor to your daily commute with our "I Am Speeding Because I Need A Poo" Sticker! This hilarious novelty car accessory is the perfect way to inject some laughter into your travels. Crafted from durable vinyl, our car sticker measures 7.5x5.5 inches, making it suitable for application on car bumpers, windows, or any smooth surface. Its bold lettering and attention-grabbing design ensure that your message is seen and appreciated by fellow motorists. Whether you're driving a car, van, bike, or scooter, this window car sticker is sure to turn heads and elicit smiles wherever you go. It's the ultimate icebreaker and conversation starter, sparking laughter and camaraderie among fellow road users. Not only does our car bumper sticker provide entertainment on the road, but it also serves as a lighthearted reminder to prioritize bathroom breaks and drive safely. Its witty message adds a touch of playfulness to your vehicle while promoting responsible driving habits. Easy to apply and remove, our funny car vinyl sticker leaves no residue behind, allowing you to switch up your car decor whenever you please. Plus, its weather-resistant properties ensure that it remains intact and vibrant, even in harsh outdoor conditions. Whether you're a prankster at heart or simply appreciate a good laugh, our "I Am Speeding Because I Need A Poo" Sticker is guaranteed to bring joy to your journeys. So why wait? Upgrade your ride with this funny and irreverent car accessory and let the laughter roll as you hit the road in style!

Review: Poo sticker - Love this sticker 🤣
Review: Funny tag - Easy to apply and easy to remove. Funny tag.

## Features

- High-quality printed vinyl size 17cm x 14cm: Let your sense of humour shine with this attention-grabbing car sticker - It's a fun way to connect with other drivers and bring smiles to people's faces during their daily commute.
- Eye-catching and humorous: Make a statement with this funny car bumper sticker - Perfect for adding a touch of humour and personality to your vehicle.
- Easy to apply and remove: Designed for convenience, this car funny sticker adheres smoothly and can be easily removed without leaving any residue behind.
- Durable and weather-resistant: Made with high-quality materials, this novelty car sticker is built to withstand various weather conditions, ensuring its longevity and keeping it looking great on your car, van, or window.
- Precision cut: Whether you want to share a funny message with fellow drivers or show off your personal style, this adult car sticker is the perfect choice.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B008FI3QOQ |
| Best Sellers Rank | 14,165 in Automotive ( See Top 100 in Automotive ) 334 in Merchandise Decals & Stickers |
| Brand | I'm Only Saying |
| Colour | White |
| Customer Reviews | 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars (501) |
| Date First Available | 28 Jun. 2012 |
| Item Weight | 20 g |
| Model Number | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 14 x 19 x 0.1 cm; 20 g |
| Special Features | Weatherproof |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** I'm Only Saying
- **Cartoon character:** Text: I Am Speeding Because I Need A Poo
- **Colour:** White
- **Item dimensions L x W x H:** 14 x 19 x 0.1 centimetres
- **Material:** Vinyl
- **Number of pieces:** 1
- **Recommended uses for product:** Wall
- **Special feature:** Weatherproof
- **Surface recommendation:** Vehicles, Smooth Surfaces
- **Theme:** Humorous Message

## Images

![I Am Speeding Because I Need A Poo Sticker | Black 7.5x5.5 Car Sticker Vinyl | Speeding Funny Joke Novelty Car Bumper Window Sticker for Cars, Vans, Bikes, Scooters - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61qYaidQ6GL.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Color** options.

## Questions & Answers

**Q: Does it come off easy?**
A: Sorry Sam I don't know. It was a gift for someone

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Poo sticker
*by L***Y on 14 March 2025*

Love this sticker 🤣

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny tag
*by M***N on 24 September 2025*

Easy to apply and easy to remove. Funny tag.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I love it and she did really haha.
*by A***R on 27 October 2025*

I fitted this to the back of my mother's van without her knowing hahahaha

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*Product available on Desertcart Brazil*
*Store origin: BR*
*Last updated: 2026-03-07*