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title: "Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink"
brand: "jeff johnson"
price: "R$353"
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reviews_count: 12
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# Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink

**Brand:** jeff johnson
**Price:** R$353
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- **What is this?** Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink by jeff johnson
- **How much does it cost?** R$353 with free shipping
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Tattoo Machine: Tall Tales, True Stories, and My Life in Ink

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## Customer Reviews

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    It is not a perfect work of art
  

*by B***S on Reviewed in the United States on October 9, 2015*

It is not a perfect work of art, nothing is. Actually that sentiment is one of the topics covered in the book. However as a tattoo collector, and an avid reader, I found this book to be an entertaining diversion from my standard reading fare. Those who critique this book point to the idea that some of this stuff might be fabricated, but I do not find that a valid criticism. When a memoir has the words "Tall Tales" on the cover, you know that there is going to be exaggeration. Also Jeff Johnson's influence from the works of Hunter S. Thompson is readily apparent and he even admits to it in the third or fourth chapter. Thompson was a blatant liar, but we all still love his work.The goal of any writer, and any artist is to show the truth of existence through fanciful fabrication mixed with real world experience. Mr. Johnson certainly achieves that goal in this book.The prose is concise and fun, although at times slightly muddled. The narrator of the book is a likable person despite his "moral" failings, and the entire length of the book is a compelling read. I don't know if people who are not associated with tattoos or tattooers might enjoy this book, but I certainly did. At one point Mr. Johnson describes the armies of misfits who surround tattoo shops and develop relationships with the artists there, and I just felt that it perfectly encapsulated the relationship I have with my local shop.  Some of the low star reviews that I have seen have said that the author is pretentious and does not care about his clientele, but it is obvious that he does. Throughout the book the relationship with tattooer and customer is visited upon multiple times. Mr. Johnson explicitly states that having such direct contact with his clients creates a very personal bond. At times he even admits that his first time impressions of customers are often wrong, and that they turn out to be endearing people.Ultimately all of the truth and experience of a piece of published writing is nil compared to the method in which it is delivered. To that I say, this is competent writing, very competent. Just as Jeff once showed promise in tattooing, he also shows promise in writing some excellent fiction and non-fiction.I highly enjoyed this book, and I recommend it to anyone who likes rebellious gonzo fiction.

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    This is a very fine, and TRUE, book...
  

*by K***L on Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2013*

And by that I mean, it is full of truth. JJ has given us a rare look into a fascinating world, and while I am no personal stranger to this world, I still found much that was noble and new, and I was very glad to hear it. I think there is a message in this book for everyone, regardless of your interest in art, or tattoos, or subcultures in general. Here is some anthropology of the soul, as expressed by a real working artist. Gods know there are few enough of them around. Thank you, Mr. Johnson. My next tattoo I hope to get at the Sea Tramp (if I can survive the waiting list!).I especially applaud the author's call to arms regarding information and education about tattooing as a technical art form. I have tried on many occasions to find ANY good information on the Internet for years now, and there is simply nothing but smoke and mirrors out there. This has got to change. I had a fantasy of becoming a tattoo artist once upon a time, but then I realized I can't draw worth a darn. While researching the field, I was truly appalled at the occult shroud of BS that is spread over the industry when it comes to the mechanics of the work. You can't learn to be a tattoo artist any more than you can learn to be a professional welder by only reading books, but surely one's apprenticeship would be all the more fruitful for having some facts straight from the outset? I truly hope that Mr. Johnson gets support from his peers in his quest to see more information out there, and I hope he continues to work towards this goal himself; because someone from the industry has to lead the charge, in order for this sad situation to change.Thanks again for a wonderful read.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Most original storytelling around
  

*by T***H on Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2019*

Jeff Johnson started a spectacular writing career with this book and it lays the ground work for a truly unique and singular vision of what later becomes crime noir mastery. Taking full advantage of his unique perch in the tattoo parlor with countless fascinating and sundry characters revolving through...Johnson weaves the the tales that you won't hear anywhere else. Buckle up! You're in for a crazy ride!

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